The End of Summer Time

Another morning of rainy day fun with Roger and Roy. Forecast predicting more moisture all this week. It's still a pleasant surprise to wake up to thunder-boomers after the Long Hot Summer, although -as I've mentioned before - I'd rather sleep during the storms, than wake up with them. I hit the snooze button several times this morning. Which brings me to today's Roger and Roy Free Advice segment (it's worth nothing, that's why we give it for free).

FOUR WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NEVER LATE:
#1.) MAKE IT WORTH YOUR WHILE. Ask yourself: "What will I gain by getting there on time?" Will you beat traffic? Will you make progress towards getting a raise? We decided to nullify this suggestion. Please proceed to the next tip.


#2.) STOP DOING "ONE MORE THING." A lot of people are late because they always try to do "one more thing" before they leave the house . . . just when you have your routine down to the minute (the last minute, usually) you stop and decide to mow the lawn or clean the gutters.


#3.) DON'T MESS WITH YOUR CLOCK. Have you ever set your clock ahead ten minutes to force yourself to be on time? Roger says it doesn't work. I, on the other hand, have employed this strategy for years. Maybe it's because I get up so early and I'm still groggy. Or maybe I'm just easily fooled.
In any event, these new-fangled clocks foil me because they automatically update and you can't set 'em to the wrong time.


#4.) PLAN TO BE EARLY. Some people would rather sprint to their gate at the airport than get there an hour early and wait. And if they ARE ever early, they kill time by reading magazines or playing cell phone games . . . when they should be killing time in the lounge (pilots excluded from this suggestion).

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Congratulation to Butch Eustace (Butch From Maaco) and the KORA Golf Team : Butch, Alan Bingham, Larry Haygood, and Justin who claimed the title of number one radio station in the B/CS Chamber of Commerce Golf Tournament yesterday. You're number one Morning Show was pleased to discover we had a golf team.

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We were informed during today's Question of The Day that our question had been hijacked by one of our own: Chris Austin used it in his 3 O'clock contest on Monday. See, it pays to pay attention to KORA! We shoulda!

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Granger Smith is at it again, check out his latest video creation inspired by "the incident" at last weekends' MTV VMA's with Granger's role inspired by Kanye West.

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The 2009 Summer of Death ends tonight with the arrival of Autumn. Celebrities: this is your last chance to make what will surely be an impressive list. The Summer of Death is a list of all the movers and shakers who have departed this mortal coil during the summer. This year's list has already be a record breaker. Final tally due tomorrow