Is it the alignment of the planets? Sign of the Apocalypse? Standard paranormal activity? What is causing/allowing brooms to stand on their bristles without falling over? And why is it making news just now? This morning Butch From Maaco described the phenomenon to us after Chrissy, his office manager, claimed she had a broom in the closet exhibiting the gravity and logic defying antic. Butch was leery, but checked for himself and discovered it was true. He even put it in a different spot (near the front door) to make sure he wasn't being hoodwinked and/or bamboozled. Now, assured that the feat is true, he's considering buying some Dollar Store cheapies and selling "Magic Brooms" for $10 bucks along with his standard paint and body business. Roger says he was told a few days ago that it's due to a fluctuation in gravity caused by the way the stars and planets and moons and meteors and black holes and supernovas and galaxies all line up. Another listener called to confirm the confirmation and even send photographic proof:
(actual unedited, unretouched photos from actual local listener)
My curiosity piqued, my BS detector flashing (and my Spiedy Sense tingling), I did some Internet Research (the most accurate kind) and found this CNN video posted on Brietbart.TV direct from Prattville. Be sure to read the comments, too.
In addition, there's this Scientific Discovery about eclipses and gravity.
What can we conclude from today's information on and in the Roger and Roy Morning Show? If you're ever caught in an eclipse holding a broom, grab something well anchored immediately!
You're welcome.....
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