Lots of Umlauts

When Hawaii played football with La Tech ESPN kept putting an apostrophe between the "i"s. We couldn't figger if it was accidental, intentional or some misspelling we've all been making all these years. Or a new emoticon? At any rate, trying to stay on the leading path of the cutting edge we3 have decided to spell Roger and Roy with umlauts over the "o"s. If you didn't know, umlauts are those two dots that appear above some words. Generally German words. The translation of "umlaut" as close as we can get it to English means : "two dots for no apparent reason".