WWWD?

Today's BIG NEWS:
Willie Nelson cuts off his pigtails!
Millions of lives disrupted! Fans fall into mass depression. Chris Austin and Lorrie Lynn analyze at 6 and 10 on KBTX! Swine have no comment.

AFTER

BEFORE

Despite the alarm, the tears, and wringing of hands - this is not unprecedented. As you can see from our KORA Willie Hall of Haircuts, The Stranger has actually spent more of his career tail-less than braided:

(that's Willie on the left with unidentified fan)

In these troubled times, we can take solace from an old quotation. I believe it was Benjamin Franklin - or, possibly Mark Twain; or maybe even Confucius who said, "The difference between a BAD haircut and a GOOD haircut is roughly two weeks"